{"id":1077,"date":"2006-12-01T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T08:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1077"},"modified":"2006-12-01T00:34:47","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T08:34:47","slug":"i-will-not-talk-about-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1077","title":{"rendered":"I will not talk about work."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I lied. TWO managers came to talk to me today because I was rather mad about my job. One of the things I said (besides that the job is ****ing stupid) is I have no incentive to work hard when they change my tasks EVERY SINGLE DAY. And it&#8217;s not, &#8220;Oh, add this,&#8221; it&#8217;s more like, &#8220;Oh, hey, forget all that and do this instead.&#8221; After complaining, I was told I have new things to do.<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t complain because I am famous today! After writing my fanboy email to R. Stevens, he wrote about it in <a href=\"http:\/\/rstevens.livejournal.com\/133243.html\">his blog<\/a>. I wonder if this will get me more chicks. Somehow I think I will end up quoting my favorite line from the movie xXx and I will just get into more trouble. (The line, by the way, is when a big oaf is getting the floozies into the club&#8217;s meeting room by saying, &#8220;BEECHES COME!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I think I need an adult beverage. Maybe I&#8217;ll have some tap water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I lied. TWO managers came to talk to me today because I was rather mad about my job. One of the things I said (besides that the job is ****ing stupid) is I have no incentive to work hard when they change my tasks EVERY SINGLE DAY. And it&#8217;s not, &#8220;Oh, add this,&#8221; it&#8217;s more like, &#8220;Oh, hey, forget all that and do this instead.&#8221; After complaining, I was told I have new things to do. I shouldn&#8217;t complain because I am famous today! After writing my fanboy email to R. Stevens, he wrote about it in his blog. I wonder if this will get me more chicks. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1077\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I will not talk about work.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}