{"id":1075,"date":"2006-11-28T22:46:52","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T06:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2006-11-28T23:03:34","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T07:03:34","slug":"the-punes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"The punes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night the news showed a picture of some poor guy had crashed through the barrier of the overpass near Megacorp because of icy roads. I was sure the roads would be so bad that I&#8217;d have to stay home. But when I got up the roads were fairly clear. I got to work but I felt pretty puny. Of course, I still had to keep working. And I&#8217;m getting advice from EVERYONE that I should sell myself more. Look, I think I&#8217;m doing nothing, so I&#8217;m going to tell just about everyone of that fact. That&#8217;s what I get for being me.<\/p>\n<p>I got my computer back, with a tiny dent in the lid. Of course I noticed it. Sheesh. I asked them to call my cell phone when it was ready, but they left me a message at home instead. I went to the gym but I didn&#8217;t feel so good so I didn&#8217;t stay my usual two hours. I took my sweaty self to the Apple store instead. It&#8217;s making different weird noises now. Just my luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night the news showed a picture of some poor guy had crashed through the barrier of the overpass near Megacorp because of icy roads. I was sure the roads would be so bad that I&#8217;d have to stay home. But when I got up the roads were fairly clear. I got to work but I felt pretty puny. Of course, I still had to keep working. And I&#8217;m getting advice from EVERYONE that I should sell myself more. Look, I think I&#8217;m doing nothing, so I&#8217;m going to tell just about everyone of that fact. That&#8217;s what I get for being me. I got my computer back, with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1075\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The punes.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}