{"id":1067,"date":"2006-11-19T22:29:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-20T06:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2006-11-19T22:39:01","modified_gmt":"2006-11-20T06:39:01","slug":"this-page-intentionally-left-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"This page intentionally left blank."},"content":{"rendered":"

I think I better get a new TV before the next big football day. It’s just easier that way.<\/p>\n

I missed a couple of games because I didn’t feel like lying around all day (the only way to get a good view of the spare TV). Instead I went to my sister’s to install a new phone jack, and then to another Target to see if they have that cheap TV. Also, my horoscope said I’d be especially attractive today, so I thought I’d try it out on the teenage employees and toothless shoppers at Mall 205. It worked about as well as you’d expect.<\/p>\n

Oh, it was a free communications e-Harmony weekend so I thought I’d answer some questions to see how it works. It’s like a huge annoying survey. IN THE PAST WEEK DID YOU SHOP FOR FISH? ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5, HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE FISH YOU PURCHASED? WAS THE FISH PURCHASED AT CITGO? Etc. Anyway, I broke e-Harmony. (I wouldn’t bother clicking on the image. It’s big and boring.)<\/p>\n

\"Eharmony<\/a><\/p>\n

I suppose the only other interesting thing I did was getting a haircut and then trying to figure out the song on the Geico commercial (you know, “Remind Me” by R\u00c3\u00b6yksopp).<\/p>\n

\"Hair<\/a><\/div>\n

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