{"id":1062,"date":"2006-11-15T01:05:51","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T09:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2006-11-15T01:05:51","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T09:05:51","slug":"i-better-make-this-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1062","title":{"rendered":"I better make this short."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stayed up way too late watching <strong>Batman Returns<\/strong> because I bought a new LCD TV at Costco and wanted to confirm that the picture is too fuzzy to keep. I probably didn&#8217;t need to watch the whole movie, but I figured that I better make sure. It&#8217;s a $550 TV, after all.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I was joking how they were changing my job every day at Megacorp and today they changed it twice. One of these days I may find out what I&#8217;m supposed to be doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stayed up way too late watching Batman Returns because I bought a new LCD TV at Costco and wanted to confirm that the picture is too fuzzy to keep. I probably didn&#8217;t need to watch the whole movie, but I figured that I better make sure. It&#8217;s a $550 TV, after all. Also, I was joking how they were changing my job every day at Megacorp and today they changed it twice. One of these days I may find out what I&#8217;m supposed to be doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}