{"id":1060,"date":"2006-11-10T23:50:25","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T07:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2006-11-10T23:50:25","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T07:50:25","slug":"fruityness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"Fruityness."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So if I get a manicure, does that mean I&#8217;m an &#8216;mo? My nails were getting so bad that they were snagging on everything. I went to a local nail store, Nails Atelier and got a fill and a manicure. Not a flawless job, but I just wanted to be able to get dressed without ruining my socks. Or sleep without catching my nails on the blankets. It was pretty good and the most contact with a woman I&#8217;ve had in a while. Which is what the woman at work said, that there are guys who get manicures just to get the contact with women. That&#8217;s kind of creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So if I get a manicure, does that mean I&#8217;m an &#8216;mo? My nails were getting so bad that they were snagging on everything. I went to a local nail store, Nails Atelier and got a fill and a manicure. Not a flawless job, but I just wanted to be able to get dressed without ruining my socks. Or sleep without catching my nails on the blankets. It was pretty good and the most contact with a woman I&#8217;ve had in a while. Which is what the woman at work said, that there are guys who get manicures just to get the contact with women. That&#8217;s kind of creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}