{"id":1052,"date":"2006-11-05T00:39:02","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T08:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2006-11-05T00:39:02","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T08:39:02","slug":"carolyn-i-have-you-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Carolyn, I have you beat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got up at 4PM today. I think I&#8217;ve realized long ago that after about three beers &#8211; the stronger microbrew ones anyway &#8211; I should stop. It was a horrible day, with pouring rain, and probably the right day to sleep in. In any case, I should probably get to sleep but I&#8217;m busy watching <b>Doc Hollywood<\/b> and trying to clean up things in my sister&#8217;s blog. I have lots of ways to waste time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got up at 4PM today. I think I&#8217;ve realized long ago that after about three beers &#8211; the stronger microbrew ones anyway &#8211; I should stop. It was a horrible day, with pouring rain, and probably the right day to sleep in. In any case, I should probably get to sleep but I&#8217;m busy watching Doc Hollywood and trying to clean up things in my sister&#8217;s blog. I have lots of ways to waste time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}