{"id":1047,"date":"2006-10-31T23:47:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T06:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2006-11-01T00:00:46","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T07:00:46","slug":"the-night-of-84-annoyanceists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"The night of 84 annoyanceists."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I suppose they&#8217;re not terrorists. They&#8217;re just annoyanceists. And there were <strong>EIGHTY-FOUR<\/strong> of them. Or so I think from these calculations:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a title=\"Halloween 2006 count.\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/halloween2006.png\" \/><a title=\"Halloween 2006 count.\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/halloween2006.png\" \/><a class=\"imagelink\" title=\"Halloween 2006 count.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/halloween20061.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image1049\" alt=\"Halloween 2006 count.\" src=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/halloween20061.thumbnail.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I got home early, like I do every year, and waited until around 5:30PM for the first trick-or-treater. I should learn that they don&#8217;t come early, but there&#8217;s a lot of 1-to-3-year-old kids and I know they go to bed fairly early. The last trick-or-treaters came around 8:10PM but I sat and waited until much later. This meant my late trip to the gym was canceled and I am still a fat pig. (A fat pig with 35 leftover packages of Skittles.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I keep losing my sticks of Chapstick. I mean, really, where could they be going?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I suppose they&#8217;re not terrorists. They&#8217;re just annoyanceists. And there were EIGHTY-FOUR of them. Or so I think from these calculations: I got home early, like I do every year, and waited until around 5:30PM for the first trick-or-treater. I should learn that they don&#8217;t come early, but there&#8217;s a lot of 1-to-3-year-old kids and I know they go to bed fairly early. The last trick-or-treaters came around 8:10PM but I sat and waited until much later. This meant my late trip to the gym was canceled and I am still a fat pig. (A fat pig with 35 leftover packages of Skittles.) Oh, and I keep losing my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1047\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The night of 84 annoyanceists.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}