{"id":1038,"date":"2006-10-25T20:55:06","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T03:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2006-10-26T07:00:57","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T14:00:57","slug":"trying-to-kill-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Trying to kill myself?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today at lunch we went to a place at my suggestion that had a big sign saying <strong>Burgers and Shakes<\/strong>. In fact, I think the place was named <strong>Burgers and Shakes<\/strong> because the employees were wearing t-shirts with <strong>Burgers and Shakes<\/strong> printed on them. It was the kind of place where you could get a cheeseburger, chili dog, fries, and a medium Coke for $4.65. You walk up to the, &#8220;Order,&#8221; window, and by the time you step to the, &#8220;Food Here,&#8221; window there&#8217;s a brown bag waiting for you with grease soaking through it. It was quite tasty, but that doesn&#8217;t help my upset digestive system much.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe how much I&#8217;m spending on my hotel room. Oh, well, I guess that&#8217;s business travel for you. We&#8217;ll see why my old manager is scheduling a meeting with me when I get back. It&#8217;s in a conference room, not in the cafeteria, so it may be an exit meeting. We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today at lunch we went to a place at my suggestion that had a big sign saying Burgers and Shakes. In fact, I think the place was named Burgers and Shakes because the employees were wearing t-shirts with Burgers and Shakes printed on them. It was the kind of place where you could get a cheeseburger, chili dog, fries, and a medium Coke for $4.65. You walk up to the, &#8220;Order,&#8221; window, and by the time you step to the, &#8220;Food Here,&#8221; window there&#8217;s a brown bag waiting for you with grease soaking through it. It was quite tasty, but that doesn&#8217;t help my upset digestive system much. I can&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1038\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trying to kill myself?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}