{"id":1031,"date":"2006-10-18T22:57:41","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T05:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2006-10-18T22:58:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T05:58:27","slug":"the-thing-about-spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1031","title":{"rendered":"The thing about spam."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I yearn for the old days when spam had pr0n included. At least it was good for something. Now it&#8217;s all useless or in a foreign language. Or gif images I don&#8217;t see with my text-only email client.<\/p>\n<p>The acupuncturist wants me to keep coming back so he can try to even out my leg length. Hah. He keeps yanking on my leg and somehow I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s going to work. But I did see the woman from the gym there. That&#8217;s going nowhere fast. I have a better chance of having one of my legs grow a quarter-inch, I bet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I yearn for the old days when spam had pr0n included. At least it was good for something. Now it&#8217;s all useless or in a foreign language. Or gif images I don&#8217;t see with my text-only email client. The acupuncturist wants me to keep coming back so he can try to even out my leg length. Hah. He keeps yanking on my leg and somehow I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s going to work. But I did see the woman from the gym there. That&#8217;s going nowhere fast. I have a better chance of having one of my legs grow a quarter-inch, I bet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}