{"id":1022,"date":"2006-10-09T22:01:14","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T05:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2006-10-09T22:01:15","modified_gmt":"2006-10-10T05:01:15","slug":"what-could-be-more-pathetic-than-drinking-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"What could be more pathetic than drinking alone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drinking beer alone and watching football? Drinking beer alone and surfing for pr0n? Well, if your fridge is full of large bottles of microbrewed beer, you wouldn&#8217;t just pour it out, would you? And after another day of wonder at Megacorp, what would you expect?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I have no idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drinking beer alone and watching football? Drinking beer alone and surfing for pr0n? Well, if your fridge is full of large bottles of microbrewed beer, you wouldn&#8217;t just pour it out, would you? And after another day of wonder at Megacorp, what would you expect? Actually, I have no idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.i8u.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}