- My yoga studio is canceling all the hot yoga classes and most hot power fusion classes, and the 5PM class. (Can you guess which classes I go to most often?)
- Beer causes cancer.
- Sessions is going after cannabis, which may be one of the only ways Oregonians can put up with 45.
- All my computers are pwned (Maelstrom & Spectre).
- My new blood pressure medication is probably causing extreme stomach upset.
- I had a hangover after two whole beers.
- Some clown decided that stabbing my front tire would be a good idea this morning and that wasn’t cheap to fix.
I’m hoping it doesn’t get so bad that I have to get even more medicated.