How do you clean an infected Win2K machine?

It’s sort of a rhetorical question. I think the true answer is to reload the computer completely. The idea doesn’t bother me that much, but it is a pain in the tuckus. Megan came over and we ran a virus checker over and over and over on her dad’s computer from about 8:30 until 10 when I told her to take it home and try it a few more times. Yar. He wasn’t running a virus checker beforehand.

So, which of Megan’s suggestions do I take:

  1. Make out with dudes (not likely).
  2. Shave my head (sounds a little cold).
  3. Ask out the woman in the next row (a little close if it doesn’t work out, I’d think).
  4. Become a sperm donor for her (and I don’t think I’d be comfortable siring a little axe-murderer without some sort of direct supervision).

We’ll see what suggestions she gives me when she comes back for Xmas.

3 thoughts on “How do you clean an infected Win2K machine?”

  1. Thank you so much for letting me talk you in to fucking with my dad’s computer. I ran the virus thingy a couple more times and it seems to have killed the Trojan Horsey. No more crap has been detected and I am obviously online…so, thanks 🙂
    AND, I gave you perfectly sound advice! Plenty of options…you forgot to mention that I gave you a deadline to ask someone out by Xmas. I do believe that others would agree with that you should at least try. Good Luck…I expect you to have gone on a date when I come up next!

  2. I go with #2-Shave my head. I had that done after my brain surgery and it’s the most comfortable hairdo I’ve ever had. BTW, I’m a 59 year old Grandmother!

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