I must smell bad.

I was a half-block from the gym when my phone rang. I thought it was my sister and was about to say, “What do you want?” when I noticed it wasn’t her phone number. Well, it was my trainer. Last Friday we were going to find out last-minute whether he was free, and it turns out he wasn’t. So he told me to show up Tuesday (today). He forgot to write it down. He did tell me he was waiting for some contractors to show up to discuss work on his girlfriend’s deck, so I can understand how he was distracted last Friday, but everyone has been cancelling on everything lately.

Oh, I updated my friendster profile. It’s along the lines of what I write here, so nothing new.

Oh, and eight glasses of water a day my ass. I just about died in my six hour megacorp corporate rah-rah training today, and I only had two drinks. OK, so one was a double-sized cup of coffee and the other was a 20oz Diet Coke, but still. If I had drank the 8 glasses of water, I would have burst.

One thought on “I must smell bad.”

  1. Dude, not really.

    1) Caffeine is a diuretic.
    2) 8 8-oz glasses of water over 16 hours is equivalent to 6*(8*8/16) = 24 oz of water over 6 hours. Since a cup of coffee is usually 6 oz, you probably drank at least 36 oz of fluid during your rah-rah meeting.

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