OK, so I think I just need to stay off of “Find-me-a-rich-successful-husband-now-dot-com” better known as match.com. Of course all the dating sites are a bit addictive and I even went back and looked at an old account I had on fastcupid.com. I still don’t match up to anyone, but at least I don’t feel as insecure looking at the”alternative” sites. Mostly I feel like I’m way too boring, wich is not as bad as feeling way to unsuccessful. My experience with the alternative sites are like the said on The Closer, “What is it with you white people and whips?”

In any case, I actually emailed my highest rated “match” on okcupid and she didn’t reply. I suppose if it were that easy, nobody’d be on these dating sites very long. Now if I can only get eHarmony.com to quit emailing me ads all the time. I way to non-Xtian to want to use eHarmony.