It is fortuitous that St. Valentines day is on a Sunday before President’s day as now I have a plan in place for the proper celebration of such an auspicious event. For most it would be a secondary plan of record, but for me it is my main plan which is very unlikely to be derailed. I now have enough booze in the house that I can spend the 15th of February (the aforementioned Presidents’ day) quite hung over since I can’t imagine what I’d do on St Valentines day besides drinking myself into a stupor.
Like I said, it’s a plan and I haven’t rated it on its validity or efficacy, but I am doing a dry run tonight watching music videos on YouTube.
I wonder which makes me sound more gay, watching George Michael videos or starting to like Cher?