I love reading mysteries, but I often don’t have the time to read even the ones I like. It’s sad for an Engilsh major who used to blow through a mystery every other day. Now I stick to RSS feeds of geek sites, web comics, and celebrity gossip. Once in a while, though, some of the spam that arrives in my email is worth reading. I’ve been on dating sites for fifteen years, and I think I’ve gone on two dates in that whole time. The best is when you get the classics composed by Nigeria’s finest.

I beautiful the young girl. I am always assured of myself and very much I like to laugh and have fun.

I very much love when people are pleased. At me it is a lot of friends but beside there is no favorite person.

I already have very long lived without the love but I still hope that sometime I shall find the love and I shall be happy.

Among the friends I as cannot find the love. From them nobody approaches me.

I can name them only good friends, but not favorite person. I hope tofind the man of my dream.

I very much hope that sometime to me I will carry also shall find such person and I shall be happy with it.

I very much want to find love as I am very tired to live in loneliness, without the favorite person beside.

I very much hope that sometime success will turn in my party and will show me a correct way.

I very much hope that the destiny will show me road where to me to search for second half, that person which heart should is near to mine.

I broke up with someone for poor spelling but I can’t remember if it was because of poor grammar as well. I know, that’s why I’m perpetually single and never dating, but really, poor spelling pisses me off.