It’s the Head Honcho’s birthday today. He’s catching up and in two more years he’ll be my age. (But then I’ll be two years older. My plan is not really working.) In any case, getting older sure beats the alternative.

I may be the silliest person at the gym, but I’m not the most talented. I can stand around looking pale with the best of them.

But to get serious madness, I have to get help from the animator Nick Childs of Muledick fame.

That’s right. I’ll be the guy at the gym with the medals around his neck.