Some lazy <moronic> <fiend> put his <friendly> dog <excrement> in my <friendly> garbage can. Why the <fiend> couldn’t carry it one <friendly> block to the public garbage can is beyond me. The dog <excrement> is now going to sit in my <friendly> garbage can for a <friendly> week and stink it the <fool> up.
It’s not my <friendly> responsibility to take care of you <f riendly> dog <excrement>. You bought the <friendly> dog, you’re responsible for the <friendly> dog you lazy <friend>. <Golly> <dingdong> idiot.
Crack me up! I love how this was like a mad-lib and I got to add in the dirty words of my choice! At least your guy put it in the trash (sorry it was your trash) – people on me street leave it in your yard for you to find only when you step in it.
I’d have to say at least he put it in the garbage can instead of leaving it on your lawn. Trust me, it beats you having to pick up other people’s dog . Now, THAT gets me really annoyed.