Man, I’m always getting on someone’s bad side at the gym lately. I think it’s because a lot of the employees are on edge because the place is getting close to going under AGAIN. My gym seems very poorly managed, as far as I can tell, and the last two times I’ve gone someone has been talking about how they’re financially circling the drain. Good thing I prepaid for two years membership. Ah, well, that might have been about a year ago, so I could be only slightly screwed. I heard they’re opening an LA Fitness fairly close by. I could also try to join the Multnomah Athletic Club if I was feeling especially rich.
I told my sister about my inquiries into joining the MAC club and she was speechless. I’m not really a big fan of rich people, so the whole idea seemed ludicrous to her. That’s really why I was looking into it. I need more levity in my life. I sure ain’t getting it at my gym.
You could look at the gym across the street from work. of course, if you leave Megacorp then it isn’t terribly convenient but I don’t know if one of their other locations is close to your home.
Going to the rich people’s gym may not provide the levity you’re seeking…
…unless he goes to the gym to be amused by the rich people. You know, somehow subverting the delicate gym hierarchy and looking down at the rich people in all their richy ignorance. Yeah, it could work.