when it’s been too long since you’ve had a girlfriend. This and posters of Natalie Gulbis.
Old picture for comparison:
Of course my back hurt and I used that as an excuse to watch golf, but the presentation wasn’t that great. Basically, they showed lots of gabbing and little golfing. I decided to trim back one of the rhododendrons in front of the house, and then decided that it should all go in the wood chipper with the stuff I hadn’t finished last week. Basically, I was either trying to prove that my back was OK or I was being a masochist. In any case, my back doesn’t feel so bad tonight. Rhododendrons aren’t nearly as hard to deal with as flowering plum trees.
P.S. I don’t have any posters of Natalie Gulbis.
Are you sure in another life you weren’t a head gardener? You sure do it well…’round these parts lack of a boyfriend are evident with piles of books every which way, tons of foreign flicks, pink towels, and low fat blueberry muffins.