One of the instructors at the gym was saying, “Mercury in retrograde? That f*cking thing is always in retrograde!” I guess I’m not the only one who’s been having a bad time lately and who the hell is blaming astrology? I guess the answer to that is a lot of people have been needing someone to blame.

Going to the gym didn’t make me feel much better today, either. The employee turnover is extreme and now the gym is being run by one queenie little rules boy at the front desk and another young fauxhawk trainer goof who wants the boyband channel on 24-7. I’d complain to someone but the older guys I knew who ran things haven’t been around for months. Ah, well.