Me no like doctors.

One of the reasons I really shouldn’t be a doctor (besides never getting in to medical school) is because I hate doctors. Smug bastards. I oversimplify, though, because there are a lot of pleasant doctors at the gym and just one kind of snarky one. The snarky doctor is the one who the trainers were trying to get me to ask out but I could kind of tell she wasn’t the most pleasant person and, besides, she’s an Asian woman so she’s not going to want to go out with an Asian guy.

Snarkzilla was also mad because everyone was saying she’s a doctor. Well, sheesh, if you wear scrubs to my gym, there’s an 90% chance you’re a doctor, a 9% chance you’re medical staff, and a 1% chance you’re just a freak show. And seriously, I talk to EVERYONE at the gym except for the people who just look incredibly stuck up or scary. And it turns out a lot of the scary guys are pretty sweet and a lot of the stuck up women are pretty nice. And salary.com says the average pay for a cardiologist is $263,722. If you make that much money, just join the damn Multnomah AryanAthletic Club. (Yeah, I have issues with that place, too.)

Anyway, it wasn’t so bad, really. I just thought I’d complain.

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