I think I better get a new TV before the next big football day. It’s just easier that way.

I missed a couple of games because I didn’t feel like lying around all day (the only way to get a good view of the spare TV). Instead I went to my sister’s to install a new phone jack, and then to another Target to see if they have that cheap TV. Also, my horoscope said I’d be especially attractive today, so I thought I’d try it out on the teenage employees and toothless shoppers at Mall 205. It worked about as well as you’d expect.

Oh, it was a free communications e-Harmony weekend so I thought I’d answer some questions to see how it works. It’s like a huge annoying survey. IN THE PAST WEEK DID YOU SHOP FOR FISH? ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5, HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE FISH YOU PURCHASED? WAS THE FISH PURCHASED AT CITGO? Etc. Anyway, I broke e-Harmony. (I wouldn’t bother clicking on the image. It’s big and boring.)

I suppose the only other interesting thing I did was getting a haircut and then trying to figure out the song on the Geico commercial (you know, “Remind Me” by Röyksopp).