I know where the day went and you know where the day went. If you need a hint, I’ll tell you: my iPad arrived a day early. This is the third time I’ve started Plants vs. Zombies from scratch. When I was at the gym my mom was playing Little Things non-stop. I don’t think it will be that much of a waste if I buy a second iPad since my mom can be mesmerized by the first one. Yow.

My sister sent along a picture of me after my last haircut. Megan used my grandmother’s old Oster Progenic and said it cut like buttah. I think it’s because the blades were new. Here’s Megan, me, and Nadeem. The reason for the short hair is that Megan’s still doing chemo and kicking ass, I’m listening to my gay friends for hair advice, and I’m not really sure why Nadeem got his hair cut so short. Just trying be cool, I guess.