Somewhere in my room is my mom’s checkbook. I found her new checks, I found several of my checkbooks, but I can’t find the one that may or may not be the one that I should be using. Of course I should be able to check all this on the credit union’s web site, but it’s the WORST FUCKING MESS ever. I hardly ever use it so I forget which password I had on it, and I get locked out. I try to answer the security question but it’s a question I’VE NEVER ANSWERED BEFORE. It asks me questions I can’t answer, like the name of my first wife. I’ve never been married, but what does that matter to them? And the joke of a credit union only has phone support during business hours. I hardly ever try to do online banking during business hours. This is why I keep money in a huge and awful national bank.

I was discussing money with kids from the gym today and they never carry cash. How the hell do they score any drugs buy any food at the small mom-and-pop restaurants that only take cash?

Anyway, that’s my small mess for the day.