Another day, another dollar.

Every day this week I’ve been trying to get to sleep earlier because hay fever season gives me great joy and odd symptoms. I take antihistamines when my eyes itch or I start sneezing, but there are other things that happen. My teeth hurt, probably because of my sinuses. I went to the dentist several times and they never did find anything wrong. One guy in Japan filled a non-existent cavity, but that’s what I get for going to a Japanese dentist. The cranky alcoholic dentist in my old neighborhood just banged my teeth to prove they were fine and told me to get out. I also get really sleepy during the day. It’s pretty awful, and can happen on my commute home.

But really, what other joy can I express from my life? That Facebook locked up on me today and I was only seeing a few updates (like one an hour) and it finally asked me for my email address again? That work is becoming work again as everybody came out of the woodwork at once? That I’m still not seeing the value of match.com and eharmony still thinks that San Diego, Vancouver, B.C, and Honolulu, California (!) are within 50 miles of me? That I still think about law school because thinking of the years of commuting hours each day to the grey box in the suburbs is depressing the hell out of me?

Yeah, I got nothing today.