I can’t talk too much about work, but I did do an online strengths assessment today. I found out my strengths were Adaptability, Learner, Woo, Maximizer, and Analytical. Those aren’t even the same parts of speech. What kind of clown comes up with this stuff anyway? Plus the description for “Adaptability” makes it sound like my greatest strength is half-assing things. I will admit I’m pretty good at exactly that, but how is that a strength? It’s like they had to say SOMETHING nice about me and that’s all they could find.

Funny, I have little else to report. I fell off of a box today, skinning my shin and giving myself a nice bruise on my inner thigh, but how is that interesting? I put a deposit down on my closet bits, but that’s not that exciting either. I suppose there’s just going to be a languid laxity as I half-ass my life since that’s my greatest strength anyway.