Last night, the d*ckwads at Panic were pissing me off with the sh*tty update to their program Unison. The piece of sh*t program refuses to work properly and if you read the reviews on MacUpdate, lots of people are having the same f*cking problems I am. Customer service is p*ss-poor and absolutely useless in this case and I can’t tell you how little I think of the sh*t they pulled by selling me a non-working pile of sh*t like Unison 2. Do not support these Portland *ssholes and their lame*ss products if this is the kind of sh*t they pull.

Tonight I tried to print out a simple f*cking postage label from the g*dd*mn US Post Office and of course their sh*tty program doesn’t just download a label for you, it tries to launch f*cking Adobe Reader through some non-working cleverness and it doesn’t f*cking work on my f*cking Mac. Or on f*cking Windows. It’s too late for those b*stards to be answering their f*cking phones, so I called VISA to see if they were declining my card and it was VISA’s problem. No, the charge has gone through TWICE but I haven’t seen sh*t printed out. Motherf*ckers.

So now what the hell am I supposed to do?

Did I mention the Masshole elections haven’t made me any happier, either?

UPDATE:
Found the problem with the post office — don’t ship too late in the evening because their credit card processing might be down. Sheesh.