Sizeist conspiracy

There was a study I heard of about where big friends were a big indicator of personal enbiggenning. Basically, if they said if you have obese friends you’re likely to get or be overweight as well. Unfortunately for me, I not only have large friends but i also have friends who consider themselves competitive eaters and can stuff themselves silly. I had dinner with Sean tonight, who isn’t too large but is definitely someone who likes to stuff himself silly. We, along with Jeff and Adrienne, went to Hopworks and I suggested splitting a steak sandwich and a pizza but Sean wanted to eat a whole sandwich and split the pizza. I was stupid enough to think that was a good idea. Turns out that the steak sandwich at Hopworks, while delicious, is also ginormous and half a pizza is what a sane person eats for his entire dinner. Half a pizza plus a ginormous steak sandwich and you’re going to be sitting propped up watching TV hoping that you don’t fall asleep and roll onto your engorged stomach in the middle of the night.

I’m afraid that I need to figure out some way of remembering what else happened during my day, but I’m afraid there’s nothing else I can talk about. That’s what happens when the day is filled with work and I can’t talk about that. I can mention my trip to Krispy Kreme, though, where I had one of the worst maple bars I’ve ever had with one of the worst cups of coffee I’ve ever had. Maybe I have to be white to appreciate Krispy Kreme, and the suburbs too.