I often try to wait until the end of the day to post so I can report what has happened all day long. But what happens is that late in the day I forget what I was doing during my waking hours. That’s actually a lie, because I’m not really paying attention to what I’m doing in the first place, so there’s really no additional forgetting that’s going on. Late in the day is just a lot of computer geeking and thinking about peach pie. And really, it’s probably the season to be thinking about strawberry shortcake, anyway.
I used to hang out on Facebook a lot but now I have no idea what’s going on there. I just traded one addiction for another, though, and I’m on twitter a lot more. It’s kind of weird, after Facebook tried to be more twitter-like, I just gave up and went to twitter. And twitter doesn’t have all those “Are you a single loser in your forties?” ads like Facebook has on EVERY PAGE I FRIGGING GO TO. Rub it in, why don’t you? I’ll just quit using Facebook. Ha HA!
But really I don’t need Facebook singles, I get DIRECT EMAILS from HOT WOMEN who AREN’T JUST SPAM. OK, so I’m exaggerating and even my real live female friends don’t email me all that often, but I did get the following email today:
Hello the stranger I have seen your structure on fitness-singless.com and it has liked me Especially I liked your eyes and your sight. I think that at us many interests which can connect us. You can communicate with me through this ema il lonely3_2moon@yahoo.com and we can support our dialogue. I shall wait.
See? What did I tell you. Not only am I smoking hot (especially if you have seen my structure), but I get emails from women with poor grammar and punctuation. You know how that turns me on. (I’m the guy who broke up with a woman for poor spelling, or at least that’s what the “25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me” on Facebook says.)
So, if you wonder what’s happened to me, I’m either not paying attention to Facebook, or my network is down because of my new and flaky firewall, or I’m busy supporting my dialog with lonely3_2moon. Or I’m working on my structure; I spend a lot of time at the gym doing just that.