Today was a Monday and it sure felt that way. I was cranky enough at work and I was really moving slowly at the gym. But instead of going to bed early, I’m still up watching some of the TV shows I missed in the past week. I’m not sure how I went from being kind of slow at the gym to being kind of speedy, but I’m back to being slow. Not a big surprise because I am an old man.

I kind of figured it would be that way today, because my lunch was sitting like a rock in my stomach. Actually, I’m more likely to blame the coffee at work, which probably is some cheap chemical substitute that’s just close enough to coffee to keep us awake without poisoning us to the point of reduced productivity. I’m not sure of this, but my stomach always feels weird on Mondays. I figure it’s more fun to come up with wild conspiracies, as long as I don’t really believe them.