It’s all in the fine print.

I think I’m giving up on a particular dating site because my reading comprehension skills have gone to hell. They probably peaked about the time I was studying for the MCAT, back when I was trying to get into medical school, but that was a decade ago. As it is now, I’m reading a whole lot of fluff about what a person is like and missing the key point, like not being born a woman, or dating even though they’re pregnant. These aren’t things that are highlighted in bold, blinking font, but I should still be able to catch things like that a lot quicker than I have. I guess I could blame the drinking but I’m not sure that I drink enough to be able to blame any of those things on simple inebriation.

I think I might just give up golf altogether. I didn’t play once last year because I hurt my back just moving the bag one day. I figured it was a sign that I shouldn’t start up again. My sister got me a driver for my birthday last year and I never used it once. I suppose I can go to the driving range or something, but that sound like a slippery slope to me. Golf is supposed to be bad for your back anyway. I’m still convinced you can’t be a successful Asian man without playing golf, but playing golf probably doesn’t guarantee an Asian man’s success. I wonder if my buddy John Maeda plays golf. He’s the President of RISD, so he’s probably a successful Asian man. I think I’ll ask.