My sister wanted me to get on twitter. I’m not really a huge fan. I mean, really:

• I just took a crap.
• Check out the size of the nose-nugget I just pulled outta my head.
• It’s almost noon and I’m hungry.
• WHO THE %#$^ CARES?!

But whatever. I decided to try it anyway because I’m foolish and there’s a plugin for the iPhone. It doesn’t seem to work, but I keep trying it. The one for Facebook seems to be better. I still haven’t succumbed to “Super Monkey Ball” but I just go the thing.

And I’m staying up too late watching Burn Notice. That’s a twitter-like comment, isn’t it?