I guess I’m very very close to being at the gym more than anyone else (besides Nathan, The Head Honcho), but one of the yoots has been there the same number of times I have. Nurse Tiffany is going to beat me if I don’t watch it. She’s only 23, though, and pretty darn strong. And she speeds through things much faster than me. For example, her web site says she types 94 words a minute. And me?
So she’s one and a half times faster than me, and probably just as much faster at all the workouts at the gym. But then again, I’m a member of Team DFL (Dead Effing Last, for those who don’t remember). But lucky me, yoots like vacations and I think she’s gone tomorrow, the last day of the month. I may win after all!
In other news, I thought I’d figure out how much I should weigh and my body mass index is about 26, or “overweight.” I read how that’s not the most accurate measure of fitness, just easy to calculate. So I looked at my hip-to-waist ratio and it’s about 0.95, or “big load” and this is after losing 6 pounds. Either I have to get my waist smaller or I have to get my narrow Asian ass bigger. Maybe I should just quit measuring things.