I’m an Asian dude, and fairly hairless, but I think I have more hair in my nose than on the rest of my body. My old boss insisted that you should pluck the hairs out, thereby warning the remaining follicles to keep in line, but I’m afraid it’s a lost cause in there. I’m also never going to be able to grow a decent moustache, but maybe I can just have a combover of nose hair. My eyebrows are out-of-control as well but I can’t think of a use for that.

So I’m intolerant at times, especially for a liberal. I think I’ve decided I have no use for humorless people. I’m not sure why but they sure do annoy me. It’s too bad that we can’t make them all get jobs as accountants and then ship them off to some sort of “Accountant Island” or something. I’m sure some accountant will take umbrage at some imagined slight in my plan, but that would clearly indicate their humorlessness. Ain’t nothing worse than a humorless person who thinks they have a sense of humor.