I have a medical question that most people won’t even want to think about: how long does it take asparagus take to show up in your pee? In biochem, we learned that they first thought that some people were genetically different and processed asparagus to make their pee smell funny. Well, it turns out EVERYONE’s pee smells funny after eating asparagus and some people are genetically different in their NOSES and can smell it.

In any case, after I started taking some expensive medication I thought, “Oh crap, I’m dying, my pee smells TERRIBLE.” Turns out I forgot what I had just eaten (asparagus, of course.)

Enough about that.

Turns out that my car is #3 on the list of greenest cars! Not that it really matters, but HOORAY!