My vote for the worst cafeteria.

I just moved offices at Megacorp and there’s good things and bad things about it. The good thing is that it’s right by public transit. Bad things include it’s dark, it’s sticky, it’s loud, and the cafeteria is awful. I walked around and finally went with the default cheeseburger with onion rings and somehow they got both to taste like cleanser. They could have used that cleanser on my desk, because that thing is still sticky after repeated spritzes with desk cleaner and wipedowns with Clorox wipes.

Also, I have to figure out what I’m going to do with that 45 minutes I’m on the trolley. I figure I can read magazines, but what happens after I run out of those? I don’t really like reading books on public transportation because I get too nervous about missing my stop. Ah, well. I can figure something out. Also, I have to figure out what days I should drive so I can have my golf clubs with me. Heh.