I’m sure most people want to exercise and go, but they have to listen to me go on and on. In fact, one of the women called me a f**ktard. Well, actually, she was just guessing what my sister calls me, but you get the idea. She also suggested that I write a book called, “Get a Backbone, Geek!”

I’m kind of wondering what sort of job I should have where I can yell at people once in a while. My buddy Craig, who works at a pub, said he told his boss to f**k off at least once a day. Of course, his boss quit and went on to become a brewer. Maybe that’s the sort of environment I need to be in. I could do without all the cigarette smoke, though.