The punes.

Last night the news showed a picture of some poor guy had crashed through the barrier of the overpass near Megacorp because of icy roads. I was sure the roads would be so bad that I’d have to stay home. But when I got up the roads were fairly clear. I got to work but I felt pretty puny. Of course, I still had to keep working. And I’m getting advice from EVERYONE that I should sell myself more. Look, I think I’m doing nothing, so I’m going to tell just about everyone of that fact. That’s what I get for being me.

I got my computer back, with a tiny dent in the lid. Of course I noticed it. Sheesh. I asked them to call my cell phone when it was ready, but they left me a message at home instead. I went to the gym but I didn’t feel so good so I didn’t stay my usual two hours. I took my sweaty self to the Apple store instead. It’s making different weird noises now. Just my luck.