Sometime in the past I said I’d post a picture of Dave the Trainer. He doesn’t look like my sister thought he’d look (she imagined a tall blonde dude) but here he is.

You can’t tell by the picture, but his biceps are ginormous while mine are still quite puny. He usually has a very serious look at the gym, but you can probably see that he’s quite silly. For example, a conversation at the gym:

Dave: Wow, Ms. X is looking quite hot lately.  I’d do her after I had a few beers.

Me: I’d do her after she had a few beers.

I’m not condoning anything illegal here, I’m just saying the judgement which needs impairing wouldn’t be mine.

I was also thinking of other things that make women seem more attractive to me. Women driving Audis and Beemers do nothing for me, but I saw some woman get into an old 70’s Dodge Dart and that kind of got me going.

So far it sounds like my preference in women is tall and driving a hoopty. I wonder what that says about me.