It’s my buddy Greg’s wife’s birthday today. I tried to get him to buy her something, but he’s too stubborn. Heck, I warned her about this before they got married years ago. We ended up fixing another friend’s bulldozer and then hanging out.

But I guess I should try to be more of a “man’s man” about this. At the suggestion of a woman from work, I bought “The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks.” After reading a few chapters, I realize what I should have bought instead, “A Pathetic Loser’s Guide to Never Believing Amazon Ratings and Not Buying Really Bad Books that Prey on his Loneliness.” Hahaha.