Monthly Archives: March 2006

I’m almost famous.

OK, with a half-dozen people reading my blog, who knew I’d be in a newspaper all the way across the country? (You have to read until the second page to see me, though.) I’M BITTER! I’M A REJECT! I’M KIND OF FUNNY! I also wonder what picture they used of me. They asked me if they could steal one off my web site. The best quote is, “Getting a college education at any good school is a valuable experience,” Bisco says. “It’s by no means a disaster if it’s not your first choice. Unless, that is, you’ve been rejected by every single school you applied to, like Hisashi Fujinaka. hahahaha … Continue reading

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New MacBook Pro!

What’s the first thing I did with my MacBook Pro? OK, the first thing I did was turn it on and install all the software updates, but the second thing I did was BREAK IT. Turns out that if you’re in a hurry to get to the gym, you can forget to put the RAM in all the way. Yeesh. Of course I also was invited by Dave the Trainer to hear him spin some records, so I went to a LOUD BAR and hung out for a while. By the way, it was also gay night at the LOUD BAR. (I am hoarse from yelling and my ears are … Continue reading

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Confirmation: I am a big fat pig.

So Dave the trainer took some measurements today and one of the things he measured was my percent body fat. When I was training for the marathon, I was measured somewhere around 26% or so, which is just into the “obese” zone. This is when I weighed about 155 lbs and my height is about 5’9.5″. Now I’m up to about 182 lbs, and I’m still around 26% body fat. I think my next goal is to lose some of that body fat. Unfortunately, I think Dave thinks the same thing and he had me hopping like a lunatic around the block. My big meeting at Megacorp, where I was … Continue reading

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Stupid man.

As a man, I am often am manipulated by women. (Bear with me here, even if it isn’t true, it makes for a better story.) I end up going out when I don’t want to and having no fun. I help my ex move into a house with her new boyfriend. I helped my friend Sun move a huge and heavy hide-a-bed. And my sister makes me do even stupider things like pick up dog poop. Well, today I got two frantic phone calls from a woman who was having networking problems. She told me to call her as soon as I got home. Twice. I got home, wolfed down … Continue reading

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I sure hope I’m not supposed to be housesitting any longer.

I’m not driving up to the place on the hill where I was housesitting any more. They were supposed to be back today, so I cleared out and the only thing I have to return is the key to the door, in case they’re not back and they need me to check on something. I’m pretty sure they would have called if their plans had changed. I get to sleep in my own bed! It’s kind of a step down, since I’m the only person I know who sleeps in a twin bed, but I’m used to it. I spent most of the day catching up on paperwork, and now … Continue reading

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Last day house sitting.

So I figured I’d sit here and watch the DVD they had, “Empire Falls.” I really liked the book; Richard Russo is one of my favorite authors but I’d never seen the movie. Instead, however, I ended up hanging out with my buddy Il and seeing naked women the only way we know how. I got what I deserved, however, and we ended up at a place where one of the dancers should have left her clothing intact. Did I mention that I was interviewed by the Baltimore Sun? It’s an article about how people feel after being rejected by schools. I told the reporter that I felt like rejection … Continue reading

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I’ve lost my readership.

I forgot to post anything yesterday. Too tired, I suppose. No matter, Mariko and Carolyn are off to Australia and so there’s probably one other rotating person reading, so I’ve lost 2/3 of my readers. I was so tired at the gym that bicep curls were making me lose my breath. And Dave the Trainer thinks I should gain ten more pounds. I’d be ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY POUNDS. I’ve never weighed that much. I’m guessing he meant ten more pounds of muscle, not ten more pounds of FAT ASS. I am making some sort of progress. One of my goals was more balance, and now I can actually squat … Continue reading

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Not much, you?

So it’s the middle of the week and I have nothing. I really should go to bed early, but it’s no longer early. That’s what happens. I caught up on some TV shows I had downloaded and that’s about it. Whee. The woman at work is still mad at me, which is why I knew I should never go out with her. If there’s a skill that most men have, it’s annoying women. I’m quite skilled at it myself. Oh, yeah, I got an email today from a reporter who is writing an article on “what you can learn from getting rejected by your college of choice.” But I did … Continue reading

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I am a school snob.

Here, I thought that Stanford was the only school I hated. I wore my “Berkeley” sweatshirt to the gym and TIIIIIIIIM from Stanford said, “Where did you get that, the thrift store?” Hahaha, he got me. But someone from work told me that she was going to University of Phoenix and I was immediately no longer attracted to her. I mean, I like Portland State University, I have nothing against Community Colleges, but University of Phoenix or DeVry or ITT Tech all bother me. Schools for profit seems to be the wrong motivation to teach. Like I said, I’m a school snob. Even worse, it’s my 20th reunion this year … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Ma!

OK, so I only refer to her as “ma” in print, but this is close to print. Actually, I think I call them ma and pa in front of my sister. Either that or mommy and daddy or Okaasan and George. I dunno. It’s my mom’s 75th birthday, though. She was upset that no one wished her a Happy Birthday. I’m guessing my sister called after the complaining was over, and her co-workers are kind of oblivious. She also has a friend who would complain for weeks if you forgot her birthday, but the friend never remembers my mom’s birthday. Which reminds me, I haven’t bought my mom her present … Continue reading

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Sunny Sunday.

Well, you can probably guess what I did today, which was NOT getting outside in the sunshine, but was closer to other wintertime activities, finishing taxes and finishing “S is for Silence.” It took me a while to realize why the ending was the way it was. I guess I’m kinda dense. Somehow, during the day, I must have fallen asleep and hit my head with the book WITHOUT NOTICING. How? I don’t know. I do know that the mark wasn’t there in the morning! (Well, then again, I did put on my sweatshirt backwards earlier in the day.) My sister came over and I told her that yesterday was … Continue reading

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The failings of Japanese beer.

Can’t say I did all that much today, since I read 1 1/2 books. One hardly counts since it was a “Young Adult” book by Terry Pratchett and only took a few hours to read. And actually, I’m not sure I made it halfway through “S is for Silence.” I read a couple of graphic novels as well. Other than that, a trip to the gym is all I can mention. They’re laughing about the threatening phone calls, so I’m guessing everything blew over. I must have done something interesting today, but I certainly can’t remember anything.

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