I don’t deserve to have a digital camera

I think I’ve posted every picture I’ve taken, and obviously that hasn’t been many. Today I have a picture of the camera bag my sister made for me.

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I spent a lot of the weekend trying to get some work for megacorp done. I haven’t progressed beyond what I had on Friday, which is about a quarter complete. I’m supposed to have it done by today. (Yeah, Sunday.) I think I’m going to be a disappointment here.

The porn store.

Someone asked how I knew the people at the party tonight. I said, “The porn store.” It was easier than explaining and I was getting close to being the last person at the party: the guy who gets kicked out. I can tell I’m getting old because I’m getting the bum’s rush at 11PM. It was a housewarming party and a lot of my friends aren’t having housewarming parties lately. In fact, many of them are hiring movers rather than asking friends for help. I think we’re all getting old.