It’s sort of a rhetorical question. I think the true answer is to reload the computer completely. The idea doesn’t bother me that much, but it is a pain in the tuckus. Megan came over and we ran a virus checker over and over and over on her dad’s computer from about 8:30 until 10 when I told her to take it home and try it a few more times. Yar. He wasn’t running a virus checker beforehand.

So, which of Megan’s suggestions do I take:

1. Make out with dudes (not likely).
2. Shave my head (sounds a little cold).
3. Ask out the woman in the next row (a little close if it doesn’t work out, I’d think).
4. Become a sperm donor for her (and I don’t think I’d be comfortable siring a little axe-murderer without some sort of direct supervision).

We’ll see what suggestions she gives me when she comes back for Xmas.