Well, because I want all geeky computer things. The new mini “only” has a G4 rather than a G5 chip, but the faster one is also ONE THOUSAND MILLION Hertz faster than my regular desktop Mac. Not that it means all that much, but geez. And then I could use it with my current display and I could play DVDs and I’d get iLife and I’d have Marble Blast for my mom, and etc, etc, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, well. I should make do with the computer I have unless, of course, this new Mac has a headphone plug… (ooh, it does).

Hell, I don’t have a girlfriend. I can afford a new computer. Then again, I should probably pay off my credit card that has the TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR washer/dryer on it.