I was supposed to go to a potluck today at one of my pretend girlfriend’s but I blew it off. I’m an old man and I’m usually too tired to do much on Friday nights. And also I’m suspecting it was a bunch of crunchy vegetarians. My trick of bringing a box of Popeye’s fried chicken wouldn’t have gone over very well.

Hey, I got a nice present from my sister! It’s a jacket that’s much more stylish than I am and has that strange sizing problem that clothes seem to have lately: it’s GINORMOUS.

You can also see the toaster oven my sister got for my ma.

So I had to take the “LARGE” jacket back to REI and got one that fit and it was “SMALL!” Sheesh. Why is athletic clothing always so large?

Also, someone has to clue me in on the whole Lemony Snicket thing. The trailers look intriguing. Not as intriguing as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or Blade: Trinity but it looks interesting.