Going on about the gym made me forget that I’M A BAZILLIONAIRE!

My email says so!

ATTENTION: Dear Sir/Madam,

I am MR. MR.ISAAC HAYES the fiduciary agent assigned
to your case. I wish to Congratulate you on your victory,
you are a lucky person to have won this lottery.

MR. MR. ISAAC HAYES goes on to tell me that I’ve won Four(4) installments of 500,000.00 Euros {Five Hundred Thousand Euros} which, with the current exchange rate, is like a BAZILLION US DOLLARS!

Oh, my imaginary life is shaping up quite nicely.