In the Go-Go’s song “Head Over Heels,” Belinda Carlisle sings:

Head over heels, where should I go?
Can’t stop myself, out of control.
Head over heels, no time to think
It’s like the whole world’s out of sync.

I used to think the last line was, “This microphone is out of sync.” Now, as an electrical engineer, I knew that microphones aren’t synchronized to anything and that couldn’t have been right.

In any case, I can no longer go to the gym on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Mondays I have to be home for Monday Night Football. I can’t believe how many people seem upset when I tell them I like watching football. First off, there’s no significant other demanding my time on Sundays or Monday nights. Second, I’m a godless heathen, so football is not keeping me from my scheduled religious duties. And third, I like watching football.

Oh, and for those of you who ride bikes, search the web for how crooks can open your Kryptonite locks with Bic pens. Those locks are useless now.