What the hell is up with that Hawaii show? I know I’ve complained about it before, but where the hell are all the Asians? And what the hell was up with that fake Japanese crapola? That “Japanese” ma and pa were incredibly off. Buddhaheads don’t have blue eyes. The way you get that stocky and very slightly Asian looking is when some white dude with yellow fever has kids with an Asian woman and that kid marries another white person because WHITEY RUNS THE COUNTRY and ain’t no Asian guys getting any action. And don’t go waving Norm Mineta in my face.
OK, maybe in California, where there are more than a few Asians, and maybe in in Hawaii, where I heard that there are a couple of Ornamentals UNLIKE THE DAMN HAWAII TV SHOW, and possibly with girls that are FOB1.
My sister is on my list because she made me watch the end of the Hawaii show.
FYI I made it to the Slabs and had pizza last night and left just after midnight. They were just getting started. I went to Safeway to get some milk and the crew, while friendly and helpful, looked like something from an Okie movie. Except for the checker. She was cute.
Oh, and the silly Vaux swifts that go in the chimney at Chapman school DID NOT GO IN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT. Stupid unpredictable nature.
1Fresh Off the Boat.